Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問:美國小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。
Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in Americans like gentlemen.
美國小姐:美國的男性器官像紳士。
Question: How can you say so?
問:為什麼呢?
Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman......
美國小姐:因為只要一看到女士,他們就會起立 ......
(Applause!Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌 )
Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問:西班牙小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。
Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or Toro(Bull)
西班牙小姐:西班牙的男性器官像鬥牛。
Question: How can you say so?
問:為什麼呢?
Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.
西班牙小姐:因為只要看到有洞就會出擊。
(Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌 )
Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問:菲律賓小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。
Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors.
菲律賓小姐:菲律賓的男性器官像流言。
Question: How can you say so?
問:為什麼呢?
Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.
菲律賓小姐:因為它從一張嘴裡傳到另一張嘴裡。
(Applause!Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌,起立喝采,鼓掌、鼓掌 )
Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country?
問:伊朗小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。
Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iranare like thieves.
伊朗小姐:伊朗的男性器官像賊。
Question: How can you say so?
問:為什麼呢?
Ms Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door.
伊朗小姐:因為他們總愛走後門。
(Applause!Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌,大笑、大笑,鼓掌、鼓掌 )
Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問:印度小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。
Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in Indiaare like labourers.
印度小姐:印度的男性器官像勞力。
Question: How can you say so?
問:為什麼呢?
Ms India: Because it works day and night......
印度小姐:因為日夜勞 '做 ' 。
(Applause!Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌 )
Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問:馬來西亞小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。
Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysiaare like Proton car.
馬來西亞小姐:馬來西亞的男性器官像 Proton 牌轎車 ( 馬來西 亞國產車 )。
Question: How can you say so?
問:為什麼呢?
Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.
馬來西亞小姐:看起來很硬 (造型類似 HONDA) 其實很軟( 一撞就 變形) 。
(Applause!Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌,大笑、大笑,鼓掌、鼓掌 )
Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問:新加坡小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。
Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very Kiasu (Afraid to lose).
新加坡小姐:新加坡的男性器官很怕輸。
Question: How can you say so?
問:為什麼呢?
Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over.
新加坡小姐:總是衝進場,提前 15分鐘出場。
(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌 )
Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問:中國小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。
Ms China: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Chinaare like Deng Siu Ping.
中國小姐:中國的男性器官像鄧小平 .
Question: How can you say so?
問:為什麼呢?
Ms China: Short and hard working, but can work until 90.
中國小姐:短小精幹,但卻可以工作到九十歲。
(Applause!Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌,大笑、大笑,鼓掌、鼓掌 )
問:台灣 小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。
台灣小姐:台灣的男性器官像陳水扁 .
問:為什麼呢?
台灣小姐:明明不行,還要硬拗、賴皮逞強。
(鼓掌、鼓 掌,鼓掌、鼓掌、大笑、大笑,鼓掌、鼓掌、大笑,鼓掌、鼓掌、大笑,鼓掌、鼓掌、 大笑,鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌,鼓掌、鼓掌、大笑、大笑,鼓掌、鼓掌、大笑,鼓掌、鼓掌 、大笑,鼓掌、鼓掌、大笑,鼓掌、鼓掌)
Wednesday, 26 November 2008
環球小姐機智問答最辣的一題
Stories of 坏女人
The DJ of FM 93.3 was asking people to call in and share their stories of "bad women" and to win 2 tickets for a movie titled 坏女人 or something lidat lah.
I ponder about it for alittle while. What is their definition of 坏女人? Do I have any stories to share (not that I am interested in winning that tickets but I just wanna call in and have my voice on air mah!)
Some called to share stories of their female colleagues -- as in how bad they could to sabo their fellow colleagues or how pretentious these 坏女人 could appear in front of their fellow colleagues. -- Such stories I have too!!! However, to me, these are not considered as Devil Woman!
I heard one caller sharing a story of her friend -- The 坏女人 is a Mistress of her friend's hubby and this so called 坏女人 has a husband as well. -- Such stories I have too.
I tried calling in and after a few tries, I managed to get through but I hung up because I have got no confident to tell the story clearly on air! (what's the pt of saying something when people failed to understand!) Therefore, I have decided to share it on my blogs.
As I was trying to get through the line, I was trying hard to decide which story should I share and in the end I decided to choose this... ...
This so-called 坏女人, a fat and old aunty, is a "childhood" friend (who knows how true it is) of B's dad. B got to know her during their house warming and thereafter, the 坏女人 would always come to their place for dinner more than once a week, on the context that she gives tuition lessons around the neigbourhood. 坏女人 appeared to be on good terms with B's mom and always shared stories with her.
Initially, 坏女人 would come around noon time and stayed till late night but after a few visits, 坏女人 started to sleep over. At then, 坏女人 will sleep in the living room.
坏女人 also tried to make small conversation with B and siblings and told them old old stories of herself and their dad when they were young. 坏女人 also started to use the kitchen and cook meals for the family, which B disliked very much! Shortly after, B saw 坏女人 started sleeping on the same bed with B's dad! Obviously they have an affair!!
Friends were also aware that 坏女人 & B's dad were having an affair. However, the shameless couple loudly lied to everyone that B's mom were in her last stage of cancer, with less than 3 months to survive... ...
What's yours?
Monday, 24 November 2008
Back to work -- 24 Nov 08
I'm finally back to work today after a month of rest! No any sense of excitment at all! The only good thing -- Johnson sent me to work.
Oh another good news -- I am on leave tomorrow cos I am sitting for my exam!
Everyone in the office appears happy. Everyone commented that I slimmed down quite abit (but I couldn't feel it lei)! However, I know I have lost quite abit of weight in that 1 month but I just couldn't see which part of fats has disappeared!
Anyway, look at my desk! There are tons of work for me to clear. These are just on reimbursement and payments which I need to work on. *haha*
My table is not considered as messy because it would be more messy when I have o/s trips to handle!!!
We are entering Dec and yet there are still a few o/s trips coming up. Good thing that KJ is assisting me with the trips so that I can focus on the claims and payment -- otherwise "Loan sharks" will be running to us liao! My poor MA also "bankrupt" liao. All his personal credit cards have been burst for our official usage. My current focus is to assist him to get back all his monies as soon as possible :p
Friday, 21 November 2008
21 Nov 08
Though it was not a last minute decision and it has been many weeks after the incident, I am still rather affected when I thought about it.
I can't help but feel that I begin to dislike him.
Thursday, 20 November 2008
Women women... ...
The poor country pastor was livid when he confronted his wife with the receipt for a $250 dress she had bought.
"How could you do this!" he exclaimed
"I don't know," she wailed, "I was standing in the store looking at the dress. Then I found myself trying it on. It was like the Devil was whispering to me, "Gee, you look great in that dress. You should buy it."
"Well," the pastor persisted, "You know how to deal with him! Just tell him, 'Get behind me, Satan!'"
"I did," replied his wife, "but then he said 'It looks great from back here too!'"
Joke of the day: Damn Good Story
Towards the end of the service, the Minister asked, "How many of you here forgiven your enemies?
80% of the congregation held up their hands.
The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except a small elderly lady.
Minister: Mdm Tan? Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?
"I don't have to," she replied with a smile.
Minister: that is very unusual. How old are you?
Mdm Tan: 98
Minister: Oh, Mdm Tan, would you pse come forward to share with us how a person can live 98 years and not have an enemy in the world?
Mdm Tan tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation and said "I outlived the bitches."
Counting down
Evil Care Bear, who is already in her late 20s, turns 28 tomorrow! She starts counting down since this morning... ... :)
I remembered that when I was a 18-year old gal, I find 28-year old damn old and I don't know how my life will be like at then.
Now that I am almost 28, I don't feel old at all and I am actually looking forward to my b'days in the coming year! I wouldn't mind having many candles on my b'day cake because I am NOT SHAME of my age, be it late 20s or 30s! Hmm... ... I will probably start to feel paisei of my age when I turn into my 40s bah (or I probably wun) :p
What's up with birthdays? Some people will not miss celebrating their b'days while some people just hope that nobody remembers. I like b'days, not just mine but others as well. I like the idea of eating cakes (especially chocolate fav or even durian fresh cake), singing b'day songs, having everybody together, having fun and, most importantly, the big smile on the b'day boy or gal.
I like happy and joyous occasions and I make an effort to attend it (unless I dun like U!). In my opinion, these celebrations gives people reasons to get together to enjoy and have fun! However, I will also accept invites for net-working sake! *hehe*
Anyway... ... I like groups! I like friends! I dislike boredom! I dislike being alone!
Oh... and some people uses b'days as an excuse to buy pressies for themselves and I think I am one of them!!! *hehehe*
Probably because I have not been working for a month, I feel so relaxed and I have been shopping and buying stuff (not just for myself!) for Mavis & Mummy as well! *Hehehe*
I saw a very pretty sweater on Tuesday when I was shopping around at Vivo! A few boutiques were selling these sweaters at different price range (i.e. between $49.90 - $45.90) but of same design and material! I like such long long sweater bery much but I find the price too costly (because I believed that it should not be sooooo expensive). Therefore, I went around hoping to find one at the lowest price range. I managed to find one from ELLA selling at $39.00 *very tempted to buy* but still insist to look for a cheaper one (furthermore, the black color one has been sold out). Eventually, I REALLY FOUND ONE with the same material and design at $25.90 (in Chong Pang)!!! *HAHAHA* I bought it without 2nd thoughts but I am not satisfied because it is not black in color.
Therefore, I still wanna hunt for a black one but selling at a cheap price! *HEHEHE* Ella called me to inform that the new stocks have arrived and a black one is available. I went down to take a look and after many thoughts (not just 2nd thots)... ... *hehe* I decided to buy it! Same material but different designs @ $39! So happy!!!
Conclusion: I got 2 very pretty sweaters to wear to work, "kai kai" and party!!! *heehee* And these are my dream wear! Since young, I like such design of sweaters/jackets but the weather in Singapore doesn't allow me to wear them!!! *Hippie!*
Wednesday, 19 November 2008
What others say... ...
Woah... I have been home for a month and I have been enjoying myself everyday. I don't (really) miss my job, the people, my desk, etc. *it is a signal of disliking the job or the people or the environment*
Since day 1 when I was discharged and given 3 weeks to rest at home, Mavis asked me "huh? You not going to work for so long? Then we don't have money liao lor? How?" *haha* I like the questions she has pointed out to me! I didn't say much, just told her "Ya. so we cannot anyhow spend, okay?"
After the first week, i started to go to my neighbourhood area. After noticing that I have not been going to work, I bet that the KPO uncles sitting at the void deck must be saying "She not working anymore? Everyday also no need to go work!" (Note: They must also have speculated that I have been retrenched!) *hehehe*
The hawkers whom I don't talk to but knows who I am and have been seeing me around for the entire month must be saying "she not working already ar?"
Sometime last week, my brother asked me "Sis, are you still working?"
I replied "No!"
My bro "huh? You are not working there anymore?"
I replied "No!"
My bro "then where are you going to work?"
I replied "Not working!" *with a hidden grin*
my bro "Oh... ..."
Wahahaha... ...
Friday, 14 November 2008
14 Nov 08
I went for a review yesterday and my gynae found another small cyst and cut away for me in my awake condition *Scary* I could hear the sound made by the scissors. Anyway, I was supposed to start work today but my gynae has extended my hospitalisation leave.
Unlike previous times, I didn't spend a long time @ the hospital and it appears that there were fewer patients ytd. Anyway, good for me that I didn't have to wait for long.
Took the shuttle service to Novena MRT station and while we were in the bus, an indian lady, got up from her seat and before she alighted from the bus at the doorway, commented that we, China People, are uneducated and selfish. She probably said that because she has secured a seat for herself but had to give it up and alight to wait for the next bus as her daughter couldn't secure one for herself. This raised many commotions in the bus. Many aunties were talking to one another (though they didn't know each other) saying "we are from China meh?" while some said "we looked like we are from China meh?". *LOL* One of the aunty told that indian lady "yea yea.. China people not educated, you are educated. Singapore got you this kinda people, good ar!" Feeling very satisfied, the indian lady agreed and alighted from the bus. *Joke of the day for me*
Exam starts immediately after when my hospitalisation leave end! Should be considered as a good thing because I have many days to prepare for it. I flunk one subject in my last module :( got to re-take it this semester, which means I have got 3 subjects to sit for! *Oops* I have yet to start my revision (^_^) I am collecting the exam notes from my friend this weekend and will make an effort to start revision on Monday! Meanwhile, I am not slacking too -- I am starting to compile some data for submission to my boss this 2 days :( Nevertheless, that is not the boring part because besides the daily shitting, sleeping and meal times, I spent the rest of my time on gaming and surfing the net with Mavis (besides teaching her to do some revision :p)! We are so obsessed with SIMs 2 again and have been playing for days! And guess what time I sleep??
Oh I wanna share this... ...
I've always found Evan Yo (蔡旻佑) very familiar then one day, I realised that he and Rafael looked damn alike! Their smiles are so charming! Oliver likes to sing one of Evan's song and whenever Oliver sing his song, I would tell him, he looked like a friend of mine and Oliver would say "me lo!" *haha*
See! Look alike yah? Either same age or a year difference.
Evan Yo (蔡旻佑) vs Rafael Lam
Had dinner with my friends @ Swensen a few days ago. Cas bought a b'day cake each for JS & I but Swensen gave an excuse that Angie's Choice is not a halal cake (I think it is only acceptable if they be trueful and said that they cannot allowed us to have the cake there because they sell cakes too!). However, we can only blow the candles there :p
Anyway, we dun "har-doubt" to cut the cake there as well -- not as if they have got nice ambience *Split saliva*
We make a reservation @ Xin Wang Cafe and proceeded there to cut our cake after we are done with our dinner. Personally, I feel that it's so fun and excited having to celebrate your b'day on the same day with another person who also shares the same b'date as you do! Not easy to find wor!
B'day Boy & Gal
Our friends
Wednesday, 12 November 2008
"Oh Dear Jason... ..."
-----Heard about this from a friend----
Coming into the bar and ordering a double, Jason leaned over and confided to the bartender, "I'm so pissed off!"
"Oh yeah? What happened?" asked the bartender politely.
"See, I met this beautiful woman who invited me back to her home. We stripped off our clothes and jumped into bed and we were just about to make love when her damned husband came back. So I had to jump out of the bedroom window and hang from the ledge by my fingernails!"
"Gee, that's tough," commiserated the bartender.
"Right, but that's not what really got me," Jason went on, "When her husband came into the room, he said "Hey great! You're naked already! Let me take a peak." And damned the lazy son of a bitch piss out of the window and right onto my head!"
"Yeech!" the bartender shook his head. "No wonder you are in a lousy mood."
"Yeah, but I haven't told you what really, really got to me. Next, I had to listen to them grunting and groaning and when they finished, the husband tossed his condom out of the window. And where does it land? My damned forehead!"
"Damn, that's awful!" says the bartender.
"Oh, I'm not finished. See what really pissed me off was when the husband had to take a dump. It turns out that their toilet is broken so he stuck his ass out of the window and let loose right on my head!"
The bartender paled. "That would sure mess up my day."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah," Jason rattled on, "but do you know what REALLY REALLY REALLY pissed me off? When I looked down and saaw that my feet were only SIX inches off the ground."
Wednesday, 5 November 2008
My Neighbour -- 24 Oct 08
My neighbour, a very KPO old aunty, saw me at the carpark alighting from Johnson's car when I came home from the hospital. Seeing Johnson carrying a big bag for me and carrying hampers, she went to tell the other KPO aunties that I had just delivered and came back from the hospital (-.-")
How did I know???
One of e KPOs, who is also staying at my block, saw my mom at e market the next day after I came home and asked my mom "Oh Aunty, your daughter just delivered and came back from e hospital ytd ar?" (Note: My mom has never spoke a word to her before) My mom gave her one kind of look and walked off. *haha*
That silly aunty damn funny! Saw me walked very slowly and came home with many hampers so she assumed that I was back from the hospital and had delivered a child but strange... why it didn't strike her that my new born baby is not with me and how come my stomach has always been only 3 months big?! Duh!!
Tuesday, 4 November 2008
It's all about me agn
Thanks to Johnson, I was down with flu and cough over the past few days. From running nose to blocked nose after taking his medication.
I've stayed home for about 2 weeks. Johnson rented a few comedy movies and the whole episode of Moonlight Resonance (溏心風暴之家好月圓) for me. He also bought a PSP (I am going to share the cost with him :p) for all of us to play. Therefore, I wasn't really bored but of course I still missed the Care Bear group and yearning to go out with them :) (but i wondered if my company is missed :p)
Since my surgery, my mom has been cooking for me everyday. It's either fish, pork or kidney soup. I'll either have mee suan or steamed rice. Oh and sometimes tonic soup for supper (as shown on e right). Breakfast is usually mee suan soup. Lunch and dinner will be either mee suan soup or steamed rice with either steamed fish (or sometimes pan fried), steamed pork ribs or stir fry pork or kidney soup and sometimes vegetables too.
While staying at home, I also gotten a pleasant surprise wor. Sometime last week, I received a call from Orchid Florist to ask if I am home because they have got a delivery to make to me. When I asked them who was it from, they told me Karen.
When it was delivered, then I found out that it was from Kareen and JS. Thank you! (Hey Kareen, you wanna see the flowers.. here it is.)
My mom's god-daughter also bought me a basket of chicken essences. :) Now my house got lotsa fish essences and chicken essences. Lelong Lelong... sell to you cheap cheap (hehe) Just joking. Really appreciate all yr concern.
Oh... before I forget, I wanna note that we celebrated Xiao Si's b'day in August and of course we took some pictures. We had dinner @ Kuishin-Bo (see appended picture) and the missing person in this photo is our dear friend Oliver.
After dinner, we went Carrefour to buy some alcoholic drinks and XXX then we head off to Kenny and Xiao si's hotel room to have a drink. We also had a chance to sink ourselves into the jacuzzi in the garden which comes together with the hotel room (just like how I played the Sims were) and sipping our bottles of drinks. I feel as if I were one of the character in Sims!
We managed to capture a picture of our sexy bear, Vincent!
Xiao si & her miniature Xiao si from her sister-in-law :)
Monday, 3 November 2008
My Hongkong Diary [Aug 08]
Day 1
We happily board our plane at the Singapore Airport and reach Hongkong safely. We alighted from the plane and took a mini bus, which looks like an MRT, and transferred to the Airport arrival hall. We collected our baggage, queue up to purchase the Octupus Card and took MTR to Kowloon station. From there, we took a cab to Dorsett hotel @ 大角咀 near Mongkok (旺角).
After checking into the hotel, we went makan @ a tea house cafe (茶餐厅) in 通菜街 @ Mongkok. Their egg noodles is really deliciously cooked and is of better standard than in Singapore. After dinner, we went jalan jalan @ 女人街.
Day 2
We had Dim Sum @ a tea house in Mongkok and spent about SGD$20+ for 9 dishes. After breakfast, we took MTR to Jin Zhong (金钟) followed by bus 629 to Ocean Park (海洋公园). We spent the whole day there and covered the whole park. We played so hard that we didn't even know that we were hungry and I almost vomited.
Typhoon striked Hong Kong. The last time it happened was in 2003. How lucky it is for us to experience it! Majority of the people are not working and we were even advised to stay indoor.
Nevertheless, we went to Langham Place in Mongkok and watched a movie (Cyborg She). By 3pm, the typhoon signal went up to 8. We decided to return to the hotel and watched TV and fell asleep till 9pm. Before that, we had lunch at the hotel cafeteria. We decided to go out and check on the weather and gosh... the typhoon signal went up to 9 (Hurricane strikes when it reaches 10).Day 4
We woke up early in the morning and watched the TV for updates on the typhoon. HURRAY!!!! It's finally over. I was very happy. We quickly washed up and set off for shopping at Causeway Bay (銅鑼灣) -- hoping to meet the HK Stars there but failed :(
After taking a walk around the town, we took a cab back to the harbour and took a ferry back to Koonlow harbour. After that, we took MTR back to Mongkok and went to 女人街 to do some shopping. Johnson, like a woman, did all the bargaining for me. :D We spent many hours there and bought pressies for everyone.
After checking in at the airport counter, we went to shop for mooncakes at Wing Wah (榮華). We bought the Snoppy Snow Skin mooncakes and traditional mooncakes as well as the 老婆饼.Sunday, 19 October 2008
My Saturday -- 18 Oct 08
I actually plan to engage a make-up artist to decide how my hair should look like since I had an event in Nov before I trim my hair. However, the event had been called off so I decided to look for Louis to trim my hair lo. My hair was way below my bra-length liao. Therefore, I spent about 3 hrs @ the salon on Sat - to trim away 5 inches and add black color onto my hair.
Louis is really skillful wor, after trimming away 5 inches of my hair, it still look good & neat. Actually, I wanted to trim away more than 5 inches but Louis dun want to cut so short for me. Unlike the other hair stylists, my hair didn't bomb even though my re-bonding is gone! Heh... Can I say that I can save $$$ on re-bonding?!
5 inches is quite alot but Oliver and Kareen didn't notice it when I meet them for Karaoke in the evening at K-box. But then, I got to be honest-it's not easy to tell since my hair is still long :p
Anyway, back to our KTV session. It was fun wor. Just 古巨基-情歌王 alone, Oliver and I sang it together for about 4 times and I think it has sank into Kareen's head already! *haha* Buay Tahan! Oh, I think I took a picture too but it's with Kareen.
After 4 hrs of KTV + buffet with the 2 of them, Kareen went to meet JS while the 2 of us strolled to Dhoby Ghaut from Cineleisure. After much discussion and "arguments" (what's new) between Oliver & I, we decided to watch 20th Century Boys. Johnson joined us for movie as well.
In the cinema
Shortly after the show starts, Johnson fall asleep. After Johnson fell asleep, Oliver fall asleep (-_-"') Oliver recommended us to watch the show (though I was reluctant!).
Adapted from Naoki Urasawa's manga thriller "20th Century Boys", Kenji and his friends start to notice a series of odd occurrences relating to their childhood. A mysterious cult-leader named "Friend" is out to destroy the world, and it has something to do with Kenji's childhood memories.
I took a power nap before the show and finished watching it w/o dozing off. It wasn't boring neither was it interesting and the best part was at the ending, I don't know who is this "Friend" and is Kenji still alive. You need to really pay attention to this movie to understand it.
At the end of the show, the 2 guys asked me to tell them what the show was about (^.^) Served them right for sleeping thru-out the show.
Monday, 30 June 2008
Mood Swing or Disappointment
Friday, 11 April 2008
Diving
Saturday, 29 March 2008
My Mother
It is so irritating! I have already bought a 3-room flat for all of them to stay and I have to pay more money for their comfort?
She said that she will not approve my sister to buy a flat on her own because she thinks that my sis is selfish and won't take care of my brother. But why tax on me?
Doesn't she know that it would pose a difficulty if I want to buy a flat with my future husband in the near future?
Kept asking me about my views! If I tell her how I feel, she's sure to quarrel with me and thinks I'm selfish and our relationship is sure to sour!
I told her anything and she said "dun say anything. We must all disc & agree." sigh...
18 Mar 08
Was coughing very badly & breathless last night. My voice worsen due to all e coughing. Decided that I should visit Dr Fok.
After sending Mavis to school, I came back and continued to sleep while waiting for e clinic to open.
While sleeping, I dreamt that I visited the clinic and the doctor didn't issue me with any MC. I, too, forgotten to get it from him so I panicked-cos I could be charged with AWOL! *haha*
Mummy cooked some porridge for me. She woke me up to eat them and accompanied me to see Dr Fok before she went to work.
Bad bad infection! I was given 2 days of MC! A big pack of antibotics, flu medicine, cough syrup & inflamation for my voice box!
When I reached home, I took medicine and stayed in front of the Tv till the medicine took effect then I went to bed.
After sleeping for hours, I woke up and watch TV again. *heh* lately, I've been watching these 3 drama series - 我外母不是人 / 赌场风云 / Safe Guards
If I'm home on Friday nights and had missed the evening episodes, I would watched from 11pm to 2.30am! *crazy*
Actually I wanted to update my Multiply but I have got no energy to do anything. Hence, I ended up watching TV, slp, TV, slp, TV, slp... ...
Dreams
People said "日有所思,夜有所梦"
Lately, I just dreamt that another New Year has came but Mr Ngo didn't ask us to perform. Of course he wouldn't! Our skit was so lousy!! Why would he still want to ask us! I was so sad and disappointed with myself!
After I woke up, I thought about the dream and I guess I have yet to get over the CNY Skit failure!
On many occasions, I dreamt that Johnson broke up with me and sometimes he left me for a pretty gal. All these dreams usually woke me up by my cries.
Few weeks ago, I dreamt that Johnson left me for a "Tomboy". Reason being she is a very kind-hearted and nice lady! I was very sad & even attempted suicide! *Gosh* I have always been sensible in "not worth suiciding due to failure relationships but then I did it in my dream! Anyway, my cries woke me up agn.
I was taking a nap this afternoon and I dreamt that Johnson's family asked him to stop seeing me. My cries woke me up again.
Sigh... I have no idea why I have such dreams. These dreams are thoughts torturing! Is it because I feel insecure? Johnson said that it's becos I've got no confidence in myself. I dunno... ... Perhaps I have got 0% of confidence!
05 March 2008 / 5 Years
Somethings are just so coincident! Lately, I just found out that Adam & Karen shared the same Anniversary date as Johnson & I -- Just that ours is a year older than theirs!
Jon & I were on leave yesterday, 10 Mar 08. We celebrated our 5th year anniversary - a belated one cos we had been tied up at work.
We woke up around 10 plus, washed up and went Kallang Leisure Park. It was my 1st time there!
Johnson brought me to the Japanese Restaurant, under Suki Yuki Group, for lunch! Full-Up! We went Jalan Jalan around the shopping mall. Many shops are not opened for business yet. We also went to the Games Arcade Thereafter, we went to watch Leap Year!
After movie, we went to a big empty car park, next to the temporary site for Singapore Sports Council employees to learn driving. It was fun.
At about 6pm, we went back to Leisurepark and went for a KTV session - just the 2 of us!! Shiok shiok!
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5 years.
Is 5 years of a relationship consider long? In every relationship, there are many stages. No idea which stage I am in. We are definitely way over "honey-moon" period.
What keeps a relationship going? Sparks? Sometimes, I think it's the companionship that keeps a couple continue walking together.
Every relationship has its ups and downs. We have our fair share too. Good thing we have survived from them but there are more to come... ...
Thank you for taking care of me all these while, as well as for the love and concern which has been showered on me whenever possible.
No idea how many anniversaries we willl be going through but we can treasure what we have now and eventually if things doesn't work out, we still have many pages of good memories stored.
Expectation vs Disappointment
I agree and disagree with this statement at the same time.
People always subconciously wish for (which is already an expectation) something which they hope for, even though they know that it is quite impossible. Thus, one will feel disappointed when things doesn't go along his way.
The only difference is how great the disappointment would be. It is just some kind of feeling which you can't really control.
An example: You are attending a function and you hope to see someone there but you know it well that the person would never appear there. Still... you wish that he would be there and after waiting for sometime, reality hit you then you feel sad - That is disappointment.
Everyone experience disappointments. Neither you nor me could escape from it.
Sighz... ...I had umpteen times of disappointment.I keep telling myself not to expect for it to happen but I still hope that I will be wrong and that it would actually happen BUT I KNOW IT WELL that I will be disappointed once again!!!
Sometimes, human beings kanna so much disappointments til they get tired of it.
Happy Valentine's Day
It's V-Day again!! Happy Valentine's Day to all, regardless if you are Single or Attached.

We were also discussing that many ladies would dress up to work on V-Day, including those who do not have a partner. *haha* Of course I did my observation and many ladies looked prettier that day and most of them knock off on time to go for their dates.
I knock off 1/2 hr late (which is quite usual) and went home. Johnson came my place for dinner. My mama cooked my favourite - Chicken Curry Rice *Yumm Yum*
After dinner, we coached Mavis in her homework and ZZZzzzzz.
Well, I would rather spend more money celebrating our Anniversary, which is round the corner, than on V-Day when everything would be sooooo expensive and not worthy of the price. :)
He is gone! *sob sob*
It was a shocking news to me. Last evening, my sister SMSed me saying that MC King has passed away the day before. She claimed that she read it in the latest U-Weekly Magazine. Of course I didn't believe her. I did not hear any news about it.
Welcome 2008
Yup I know I was late in my greetings *heh* but we are still in January (the 1st month of the year) and we are still in the 1st week of the 1st month of 2008! :p
Last New Year Eve we went Vivo for the Countdown Party. This year's New Year Eve, we had nothing to do - no prog! Sounds pathetic huh.
No tixs to Vivo Countdown Party but I witnessed the countdown thru Channel 5! *heh* however, atmosphere is not there. Anyway, Rachel asked us to go KTV but we didn't go because Johnson just kept saying "anything lo" to all my ideas :( *irritating*
Anyway, we waited for mummy to knock off at 7pm then we went down to Tampines to eat Tze Char. After that, we went Sem Pub @ Sembawang-very smelly. Stayed for a little while then we left home.
When we reached home, we watched TV til 0000hrs and Kareen told us to meet her @ Thomson. We went down, Casper & Genie was there too. We had some drinks @ Macau Cafe and ended up at Casper's pl to play mahjong.
Thursday, 27 December 2007
Lunch Time
Anyway, I had lunch with Chris yesterday. The last time I dine with him was a year ago.
Chatting with him has always been relaxing and enjoyable. At the same time, I missed the times when we used to work together :) Sometimes I really missed my old department but it is no longer a nice place anymore and I should never go back there agn unless things have change for the better.
We talked about his job (same thing.. busy busy BUSY!). That is the similarity in all jobs, isn't it huh? *haha* Talked about Mavis, the current education standard, etc etc.
Surprised Chris told me he just got married and shifted to Yishun Ave 11 (while I am staying in Yishun St 11). He didn't invite us because he wanted it to be simple. Anyway, happy for him.
Thursday, 13 December 2007
Exams Exams Exams... ...
I have no idea how well or badly *crossed fingers* i fare for my ES & QS paper. All I pray is to let me pass them *Praying hard*
ES was not exactly difficult for me. So far, language, especially written ones, has never been a difficulty for me. However, you have absolutely no idea how stressful I was, especially for QS paper.
Anyway, I took 2 days exam leave for each paper. Hence, for the past 2 weeks, I only worked for 3 days a week == shiok - but it's over :(
I printed out all the notes and a set of mock exam paper from the lecturer's website. Tried to understand them and do as much qtns as possible. Requirement was to complete 5 out of 7 qtns, hence, I focused on 5 topics only.
Thanks to one of my classmates for sharing past years QS exam papers with us (and i attempted all of them) -- because lecturer didn't provide us with even one set. Initially, I had absolutely no idea how the exam paper would look like.
You wun believe it. I was so stressed up with the revision because I cannot seems to remember anything and I cried lo. ~shame shame~ *haha* On the last day of my revision, I stayed up til almost 2am to finalise my revision before i go to bed and woke up 7am the next day to go for exam :) *hardworking hor :p*
Glad that everything is over. Most importantly, I got to thank Johnson for coming over to my place after work to coach me for that 2 days, as well as help from the Buddhas *I am not joking* Seriously, it was miracle. (^_^)
Thursday, 29 November 2007
Smelly Ah Lian
Being polite, imy usual reaction was to immediately turn over to her and apologise BUT I regretted so much after i uttered "Sorry" because I found her staring hard at me as if I had threw a stone at her! *TMD*
She stood still and giving me the kind of look that she is ready to pick up a fight. I ignored her and turned away - still feeling stupid that I had apologised to an animal!
Under such circumstances, I would just ignore such bitch. Why should I waste my breath and energy to say anything to it as it wouldn't understand!
At the same time, I thought to myself... ... what if I didn't realise that my big pretty bronze bag "touched" her and hadn't apologise? What would her reaction be?
On the other hand... ... what would have happened if I also stood still and stared at her *appearing as low class as her liao -- unacceptable behaviour!*
Well, sometimes I think I have joined the wrong organisation. If I had joined the Singapore Police Force, what would have happened to her if she try her luck to provoke me? Perhaps, I should ask for an inter-ministry transfer huh... ... Catch all these naughty children a lesson. *wahahaha*
Monday, 26 November 2007
Full of Thoughts
If feelings get bored and tasteless in long-term relationships, then how do married couples maintain their marriage? Does that explain the high rate of divorce cases? :p
Some people just enjoyed new stuff. They cannot stay on to an item for too long -- it appears to human relationship as well. So if one finds his relationship with gf is boring after some time, then how is he going to get married and settle down?
Thursday, 8 November 2007
Lousy Conversation on the MSN
On the eve of Deepavali (or already Deepavali as it was 1 plus in the early morning), I was doing doing my project on the laptop. While working on my project, someone in my MSN contact list sent me a msg.
His nick is "the more u love; the more u hurt". Sounds like some innocent fellow who has been hurt by love and some gals would then shower him with attention and care + concern. This person has been on my contact list for many months but I din really reply to his "hi" and would usually ignore him when he msg "intro, pse".
The conversation went on as follow:
the more u love the more u hurt says:
Hi, what happened to u?
It is perfectly fine to love someone but ... ... says:
huh? what you mean?
the more u love the more u hurt says:
Nothing. were u from pls
It is perfectly fine to love someone but ... ... says:
what were i from?
It is perfectly fine to love someone but ... ... says:
do u mean wre is it?
the more u love the more u hurt says:
where u stay
It is perfectly fine to love someone but ... ... says:
very strange lei..
the more u love the more u hurt says:
intro again loh ok
It is perfectly fine to love someone but ... ... says:
u make it sound like as if we are in some irc chat and that we are total strangers.
the more u love the more u hurt says:
haaa u inrto again lhoh ok.
the more u love the more u hurt says:
mind?
It is perfectly fine to love someone but ... ... says:
(alittle irritated by him) and why dun u intro first?
the more u love the more u hurt says:
26 m johor
u?
It is perfectly fine to love someone but ... ... says:
me 26/f/sin
the more u love the more u hurt says:
icic. mind show ur pic pls
It is perfectly fine to love someone but ... ... says:
yes i do
the more u love the more u hurt says:
nvm
It is perfectly fine to love someone but ... ... says:
(I purposely replied) u havent seen my picture on msn before?
the more u love the more u hurt says:
nope i think
the more u love the more u hurt says:
u got bf ?
It is perfectly fine to love someone but ... ... says:
why is it so impt to see the other party's picture before chatting
the more u love the more u hurt says:
hAAAA
the more u love the more u hurt says:
you got bf
It is perfectly fine to love someone but ... ... says:
how does that ans affects this conversation?
It is perfectly fine to love someone but ... ... says:
so do u have a gf?
the more u love the more u hurt says:
break alr
the more u love the more u hurt says:
2 year loh
the more u love the more u hurt says:
single lonely guy i am
the more u love the more u hurt says:
u want me ??? got gal to intro . i got 2 year no gf loh no touch gal loh
It is perfectly fine to love someone but ... ... says:
touch gal? (disgusted by his reply!)
It is perfectly fine to love someone but ... ... says:
touch in what sense huh?
the more u love the more u hurt says:
yes
the more u love the more u hurt says:
ml with gal (he meant "make love")
It is perfectly fine to love someone but ... ... says:
haha.. so that's all typical guys looked for in a relationship huh
the more u love the more u hurt says:
u got gal inrto ??
It is perfectly fine to love someone but ... ... says:
actually they dun have to look for gfs to touch...
pay $$ and can get liao mah
It is perfectly fine to love someone but ... ... says:
nope. You are not suitable for my gfs!!
It is perfectly fine to love someone but ... ... says:
anyway, i have been wif my bf for 4 years plus
It is perfectly fine to love someone but ... ... says:
and am still together with him
the more u love the more u hurt says:
aiyo pay monry i beter diy lah
the more u love the more u hurt says:
you try 1 9 stand b4 ?
It is perfectly fine to love someone but ... ... says:
what's the diff? girl also mah
It is perfectly fine to love someone but ... ... says:
how can u be sure that the girlfriend u have is a decent gal..
she might have slept arnd with many different guys before..
the more u love the more u hurt says:
then u tried b4 loh
the more u love the more u hurt says:
got gal intro to me i want try (bastard!)
It is perfectly fine to love someone but ... ... says:
it's your choice to assume, I dun see the need to clarify too much
the more u love the more u hurt says:
sry
the more u love the more u hurt says:
then u got gal to intro ??
It is perfectly fine to love someone but ... ... says:
haha... i dun think I have gals of your choice
the more u love the more u hurt says:
then u leh wann try
the more u love the more u hurt says:
hungry wolfe here (Fucking idiot!)
the more u love the more u hurt says:
guy sex??
It is perfectly fine to love someone but ... ... says:
woah.. how "exciting" huh!! I dun have to tried it because I have never been deprived from it
the more u love the more u hurt says:
why leh
It is perfectly fine to love someone but ... ... says:
bcos unlike people like you, I am not deprived from it..
the more u love the more u hurt says:
sry
It is perfectly fine to love someone but ... ... says:
sry means apologies?
Well, you dun have to cos you dun owe me anything
we are in the 20s, people ask and do whatever they like as long as they dun violate the law
I can chose to ignore people/conversations I dun like!
the more u love the more u hurt says:
haaaa
the more u love the more u hurt says:
mind show ur pic
It is perfectly fine to love someone but ... ... says:
yes i mind
the more u love the more u hurt says:
me 180 70
u?
It is perfectly fine to love someone but ... ... says:
I dun think i am obliged to tell u.
the more u love the more u hurt says:
?
the more u love the more u hurt says:
icic. ok
the more u love the more u hurt says:
can be friend with you?
the more u love the more u hurt says:
can i have ur phone number pls ?
It is perfectly fine to love someone but ... ... says:
haha... calling me from JB?
the more u love the more u hurt says:
how ?
It is perfectly fine to love someone but ... ... says:
isnt it far?
the more u love the more u hurt says:
yes but i don't mind
sms also can
the more u love the more u hurt says:
pls
It is perfectly fine to love someone but ... ... says:
nope.. i dun think my bf would like it
the more u love the more u hurt says:
why leh
It is perfectly fine to love someone but ... ... says:
no particular reason
the more u love the more u hurt says:
that mean u canot give me ur phone number loh ?
It is perfectly fine to love someone but ... ... says:
not cannot.. it's more of a I dun feel comfortable and I dun want!
-- then he cannot tahan my kuai-lan attitube and he went offline! haha --
I cannot stand such desperado! So desperate.. go and find means to relieve yourself and not come online to look for preys. Freak!!
Anyway, I deleted and blocked him from my contact list! :p
Tuesday, 6 November 2007
Schools, Exams, Projects
Monday, 29 October 2007
There is nothing wrong to love someone but ... ...
Sunday, 23 September 2007
My dear Mavis
Unhappy... ...
He kept saying:
- We are not financially ready! [Doesn't we already have a stable job & income?]
- We are still young! [I am 27 this year and many of my friends are already getting married!! He may still be young but ... ... *sob sob*]
- He is not financially stable to show his dad that he is capable of taking care of Mavis & I [I've been taking care of Mavis all these years!]
- Our current situation is good enough, why the rush to get married!
*Sighz* We have been quarrelling over this issue for umpteen times and I am really sick of it. I even told him that I am not going to bring up this topic again SO I am really not going to bring up this topic agn!
I was chatting with Chiew Hua on MSN on Friday night and I shared with her this topic. There are only so few people I could talk about. I am embarrassed to share this with other people. Who can I share my probs with. Just Rachel & Oliver! I dare not tell others cos I think others will mock @ me! *sob sob*
Anyway, I was saying - I told Chiew Hua about my current situation and she was also supportive of us getting ROM! I am not asking Johnson to spend tons of money NOW to get married. I merely wanted an ROM. What's his prob!
We have been together for freaking 4 years plus and his family is not aware of my marital status!!! How long is he going to delay? Sighz... ... even my mom was pushing us to ROM few months ago.
The more I write, the more unstable my emotions are. *Sob sob* but who cares!
I can't share this on my Multiply! I could only write about my emotions in this little column! Sighz... ... Nobody could tell me what I could do!
I purposely told him that Kareen is going to ROM but he got no reaction.
Tonight while we were having steamboat, in his presence, Casper told me that another schoolmate of ours is getting married but he got no reaction.
Sighz... ...