Towards the end of the service, the Minister asked, "How many of you here forgiven your enemies?
80% of the congregation held up their hands.
The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except a small elderly lady.
Minister: Mdm Tan? Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?
"I don't have to," she replied with a smile.
Minister: that is very unusual. How old are you?
Mdm Tan: 98
Minister: Oh, Mdm Tan, would you pse come forward to share with us how a person can live 98 years and not have an enemy in the world?
Mdm Tan tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation and said "I outlived the bitches."
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